Tiger’s tale of woe (and hoes?)

By: Elliott In: Golf

30 Nov 2009

tigreI had an interesting debate the other night about this Tiger Woods situation, where the person I was talking to suggested that what’s happening is none of the public’s business.

In theory, perhaps, but when you are the most famous athlete in the world, the rules tend to change a bit. And as the story has spiraled out of control, it’s Woods himself who has helped create unnecessary drama through his reticence to address the situation.

This is also an interesting look at how the media must operate in today’s new world – Tiger went from sympathetic accident victim to subject of salacious scenarios in about an hour once people started putting 2+2 together.

And yes, it is well within Tiger’s rights to not speak to the police about the accident, but he must be willing to face the reality that his image will be irrevocably damaged by what’s been left unsaid and what is floating around in cyberspace.

But now, a man who has painfully created the most vanilla image possible – seriously, you could write his interviews in advance – has to deal with rumors of affairs with pouty-lipped vixens, prescription drug overuse and a scorned, vengeful wife. Not good at all.

Even if it turns out that Tiger didn’t have an affair and that he’s just a really awful driver, he still went about handling the situation all wrong. Posting a generic message on your website isn’t going to do it when you’ve crossed into TMZ territory.

It continues to prove my theory that NO athlete should ever get married until they are finished with their playing career – there are too many temptations for even a seemingly straight-arrow like Tiger.

Woods is fortunate that golf is in its silly season, and he can hide out from the prying eyes of the media for several months in the hopes that the story will blow over. Surely it will, but unless Tiger opens up in the near future, the days of universal adulation may be over.

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S. Oelek

December 1st, 2009 at 2:30 am

Tiger went from sympathetic accident victim to subject of salacious scenarios in about an hour once people started putting 2+2 together.

Actually, it was kinda quicker than that. It took basically the amount of time between reading the headline, “Tiger Woods seriously injured in auto accident,” and then getting to “one-car crash,” “2:30 a.m.” and “hit a fire hydrant and a tree outside his home” in the story to realize that something was up.

So, I thought I heard some radio personalities intimating that Elin bashed him in the head with a golf club. Is this how it really went down? She clubbed him and then he, dazed and bleeding, staggers to the Escalade, fleeing for his life?

‘Cuz that’s kind of a funny image, I have to say…

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Pablo

December 1st, 2009 at 2:55 pm

Tiger Woods: most famous “athlete.” He’s a golfer, man. Golf is a hobby, not a sport. Tiger is the most famous hobbyist…
And where was coverage of the MLS Championship? Or for the Sounders, in general. The Super Bowl of Soccer was in Seattle, but here we are gossiping about Tiger’s fender bender? Hmmm…

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I Love LA

December 1st, 2009 at 11:09 pm

I’m disappointed in Tiger. You’d think with how much you hear how the general male population salivates over Elin, he’d be happy with what he’s got. And, if he is guilty of salacious activity, I say, “Go Elin!”

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